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Recipe: Honeyed Apricot Pie
I love Costco. You can get boxes of mangos, a bazillion pounds of organic blueberries for $6, and once I even saw a glass bottle shaped like a gun that was full of tequila and almost as tall as I am. Before you ask, no, I did not get the giant glass gun full of…
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RECIPE: Raspberry Bourbon Poptarts
I love poptarts. Well, I love them like I love Sex and the City 2. It’s enjoyable while watching it, but after I’m like “whyyyyyyyyy did I do that?” That’s how poptarts make me feel; they are always a good idea until you finish one. Poptarts are the Charlotte of the not-breakfast-food-for-breakfast world; so sweet that…
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Recipe: Unicorn Sprinkle Doughnuts
Did you know that Friday is National Doughnut Day? I’ll most likely be spending the day sleeping, but I believe National Doughnut Day should be treated like one’s birthday, so that means it’s National Doughnut Week! I love birthday week. I use it as an excuse to make everything sparkly (like these doughnuts), use Hotline Bling…
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S’mores Popcorn. All the Fun of Camping, with No Nature
I hate camping. Haaaaate it. Andrew is always trying to get me to go by using words like “fun” and “sleeping outside” and “fresh air” and “nature.” Gross. I do love s’mores, though, and chocolate and marshmallow. When I was young, I was known to make peanut butter, marshmallow, and chocolate chip sandwiches. Naturally, my…