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Care Bear Doughnuts. All my 1980’s dreams come true.
Do you remember Care Bear waffles? They were toaster waffles that came in a blue plastic bag, decorated with clouds and rainbows and Care Bears that I’m sure was that awful plastic that you cannot recycle anywhere. Sort of like K-cups. You have to take them completely apart and throw away everything except the white…
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Recipe: Fruity Pebbles Confetti Cake
This cake was the first time in my life I’ve tried fruity pebbles, and all I could think was, HOW IS THIS BREAKFAST APPROPRIATE?! That is a confusing thought to have considering I have no problem eating lucky charms or cap’n crunch, but something about these weird flakes of fruity nothingness has lodged in my brain…
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Recipe: Cherry Coke Jello Salad
Yes, you read that correctly. Cherry Coke Salad. A jello salad. I recently inherited all of my great grandmother’s recipe books and tins and cards which contain an alarming amount of gelatin based “salads.” As a person who is completely horrified by the idea of a molded gelatin salad with things suspended in them like…
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Recipe: Sprinkle Explosion Unicorn Bark
Remember the other day when I was like, “Look out for me melting some stuff and throwing some other stuff on it and calling it a recipe!”? Well, that fantastic description is of this: UNICORN BARK. It’s pastel and covered with sprinkles. How you are not already making this, I have no idea. Andrew is…
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Recipe: Orange Creamsicle Pie
Did you ever get those little orange creamsicle ice cream cups in elementary school? The ones with the flat wooden spoon-like thing? We would get them during the last couple days of school each year during field day, which was basically a bunch of random outdoor equipment and games that they put in a big…