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Recipe: Honeyed Apricot Pie
I love Costco. You can get boxes of mangos, a bazillion pounds of organic blueberries for $6, and once I even saw a glass bottle shaped like a gun that was full of tequila and almost as tall as I am. Before you ask, no, I did not get the giant glass gun full of…
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RECIPE: Raspberry Bourbon Poptarts
I love poptarts. Well, I love them like I love Sex and the City 2. It’s enjoyable while watching it, but after I’m like “whyyyyyyyyy did I do that?” That’s how poptarts make me feel; they are always a good idea until you finish one. Poptarts are the Charlotte of the not-breakfast-food-for-breakfast world; so sweet that…
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Recipe: Unicorn Sprinkle Doughnuts
Did you know that Friday is National Doughnut Day? I’ll most likely be spending the day sleeping, but I believe National Doughnut Day should be treated like one’s birthday, so that means it’s National Doughnut Week! I love birthday week. I use it as an excuse to make everything sparkly (like these doughnuts), use Hotline Bling…
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Care Bear Doughnuts. All my 1980’s dreams come true.
Do you remember Care Bear waffles? They were toaster waffles that came in a blue plastic bag, decorated with clouds and rainbows and Care Bears that I’m sure was that awful plastic that you cannot recycle anywhere. Sort of like K-cups. You have to take them completely apart and throw away everything except the white…