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Have you ever heard the joke about how kids in Seattle don’t have lemonade stands, they have kombucha stands?

It’s true.

While walking home from the bus stop today, I came across one.* From a block and a half away I could hear a tiny human yelling something, and I thought they were calling the name of a lost cat or something. A tiny human screaming “kombucha!” doesn’t translate well from far away. I also had all the sads for the poor, lost kitty cat. Then I noticed that they didn’t seem to be looking for anything and were only yelling when full grown humans were near.

It was then that I realized I had come across another Buzzfeed “Things only people from Seattle know about Seattle” list item in the wild. Which actually happens pretty often. Those Buzzfeed articles are scarily accurate. That’s Seattle for you. We are all trying to be special little unicorns.

Partly because unicorns avoid all contact with humans.

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*Okay, “came across one” isn’t quite what happened. It was more like “realized what was going on and then made all possible efforts to go a different way so I wouldn’t have to pass them” because this is Seattle after all. Still, there they were, selling kombucha.